An exchange

Angela: That lightbulb in the ceiling is messed up.
Oli: Oh yeah, that was me.
Angela: Of course it was. What was it? Kicking a ball? Playing Star Wars dad with the broom stick? Swatting flies with the electric tennis racket?
Oli: I stood up abruptly.

Insult or compliment?

Last weekend it was rainy so we went to the maritime museum, which has a really nice cafe and courtyard. We draw and play with play dough there on rainy days. I pulled a line from my diary of funny things that I hear or see in the day, and turned it into this... It's a Lili quote. The scene depicted is a frequent reality in my life.

Lili was insulted.